Zombie Jesus

from 7 Inches of Bliss by Pantaloon Descendo

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-Titanium White & rainbow-hue wooden colouring pencils
-Pigma Micron pens: sizes 05, 08 and 1
-Sakura Gelly Roll metallic pens

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lyrics

Meet the man from Galilee
You've heard of his Calvary
Six hours nailed to wooden stick
For some to wear him as a crucifix

Spent three days rotting in a cave
Then rose from the grave
With a little hocus-pocus
He became Zombie Jesus

He bleeds in the plenty cup
For you to drink him up
Says you will be free from sin
If you chug it down like a shot of gin

He will try to make you eat him
Take a bite off a shriveled limb
Don't you chew on any wafer
Harvested from his cadaver
You might catch the Christian virus
Infected by Zombie Jesus
Don't you chew on any wafer
Harvested from his cadaver
Might not be so delicious
After all he's Zombe Jesus

He will try to corrupt
Get you shackeled up
Don't you chew on any wafer
Harvested from his cadaver
Take a bite it's dripping pus
There he is... Zombie Jesus
Don't you chew on any wafer
Harvested from his cadaver
If your mouth was full goo
Would you wonder what would Jesus do?

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from 7 Inches of Bliss, released January 14, 2016

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Pantaloon Descendo plays naughy folk with his satanic ukulele.

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