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7 Inches of Bliss

by Pantaloon Descendo

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  • Record/Vinyl + Digital Album

    Hand-drawn, hand-colored, hand-drawn edition - only 100 copies!

    Vinyl sleeve material:
    -Chipboard

    Art material used:
    -Titanium White & rainbow-hue wooden colouring pencils
    -Pigma Micron pens: sizes 05, 08 and 1
    -Sakura Gelly Roll metallic pens

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1.
The Candyman 03:28
When school is over he's always around With his pants down by the playground He just waits near a fence Drools as he stalks you and your friends Between his legs there grows a twinkie As he longs to lick your body He's got sweets and treats and bonbons and candybars for me, for you and everyone By the courtyard he parks his van The Candyman has got a plan His bag is full of bubble gum Why don't you come and have some fun He'll take his ho-ho and pack your no-no With cookie dough and hot marshmallow He's got sweets and treats and bonbons and candybars for me, for you and everyone The Candyman is on the prowl I tell you boy his intentions are foul He'll try to bait you with Swedish fish Or with a jar of licorice He knows you crave for all that sugar But please beware, don't you come closer He's got sweets and treats and bonbons and candybars for me, for you and everyone My little friends please hear me out Here's what this song is all about Just stay away from his tasty dick A single lick could get you sick With STDs like diabetes And cavities, become obese Then no more sweets or treats or bonbons or candybars for me, for you or anyone No more sweets or treats or bonbons or candybars for me, for you or anyone at all
2.
Zombie Jesus 02:30
Meet the man from Galilee You've heard of his Calvary Six hours nailed to wooden stick For some to wear him as a crucifix Spent three days rotting in a cave Then rose from the grave With a little hocus-pocus He became Zombie Jesus He bleeds in the plenty cup For you to drink him up Says you will be free from sin If you chug it down like a shot of gin He will try to make you eat him Take a bite off a shriveled limb Don't you chew on any wafer Harvested from his cadaver You might catch the Christian virus Infected by Zombie Jesus Don't you chew on any wafer Harvested from his cadaver Might not be so delicious After all he's Zombe Jesus He will try to corrupt Get you shackeled up Don't you chew on any wafer Harvested from his cadaver Take a bite it's dripping pus There he is... Zombie Jesus Don't you chew on any wafer Harvested from his cadaver If your mouth was full goo Would you wonder what would Jesus do?
3.
Love Smells 01:02
My dear I like you, I adore you I've fallen for you but here's my problem Although I like you I can't be with you Or be around you... It's pretty dumb I'd like to tell you that tough I like you I try to avoid you, oh can't you tell? But since I like you, don't want to hurt you By sharing with you I'd like to think that there is hope That life will show you the right path The one where you will hear of soap The one that leads you to a bath I want to kiss you and then undress you To be inside you, wish we could mate Since I can't stand you, I'll just think of you And masturbate

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released January 14, 2016

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Pantaloon Descendo Toronto, Ontario

Pantaloon Descendo plays naughy folk with his satanic ukulele.

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