The Candyman

from 7 Inches of Bliss by Pantaloon Descendo

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lyrics

When school is over he's always around
With his pants down by the playground
He just waits near a fence
Drools as he stalks you and your friends
Between his legs there grows a twinkie
As he longs to lick your body
He's got sweets and treats and bonbons and candybars for me, for you and everyone

By the courtyard he parks his van
The Candyman has got a plan
His bag is full of bubble gum
Why don't you come and have some fun
He'll take his ho-ho and pack your no-no
With cookie dough and hot marshmallow
He's got sweets and treats and bonbons and candybars for me, for you and everyone

The Candyman is on the prowl
I tell you boy his intentions are foul
He'll try to bait you with Swedish fish
Or with a jar of licorice
He knows you crave for all that sugar
But please beware, don't you come closer
He's got sweets and treats and bonbons and candybars for me, for you and everyone

My little friends please hear me out
Here's what this song is all about
Just stay away from his tasty dick
A single lick could get you sick
With STDs like diabetes
And cavities, become obese
Then no more sweets or treats or bonbons or candybars for me, for you or anyone

No more sweets or treats or bonbons or candybars for me, for you or anyone at all

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from 7 Inches of Bliss, released January 14, 2016

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Pantaloon Descendo plays naughy folk with his satanic ukulele.

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