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The Candyman
03:28
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When school is over he's always around
With his pants down by the playground
He just waits near a fence
Drools as he stalks you and your friends
Between his legs there grows a twinkie
As he longs to lick your body
He's got sweets and treats and bonbons and candybars for me, for you and everyone
By the courtyard he parks his van
The Candyman has got a plan
His bag is full of bubble gum
Why don't you come and have some fun
He'll take his ho-ho and pack your no-no
With cookie dough and hot marshmallow
He's got sweets and treats and bonbons and candybars for me, for you and everyone
The Candyman is on the prowl
I tell you boy his intentions are foul
He'll try to bait you with Swedish fish
Or with a jar of licorice
He knows you crave for all that sugar
But please beware, don't you come closer
He's got sweets and treats and bonbons and candybars for me, for you and everyone
My little friends please hear me out
Here's what this song is all about
Just stay away from his tasty dick
A single lick could get you sick
With STDs like diabetes
And cavities, become obese
Then no more sweets or treats or bonbons or candybars for me, for you or anyone
No more sweets or treats or bonbons or candybars for me, for you or anyone at all
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Zombie Jesus
02:30
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Meet the man from Galilee
You've heard of his Calvary
Six hours nailed to wooden stick
For some to wear him as a crucifix
Spent three days rotting in a cave
Then rose from the grave
With a little hocus-pocus
He became Zombie Jesus
He bleeds in the plenty cup
For you to drink him up
Says you will be free from sin
If you chug it down like a shot of gin
He will try to make you eat him
Take a bite off a shriveled limb
Don't you chew on any wafer
Harvested from his cadaver
You might catch the Christian virus
Infected by Zombie Jesus
Don't you chew on any wafer
Harvested from his cadaver
Might not be so delicious
After all he's Zombe Jesus
He will try to corrupt
Get you shackeled up
Don't you chew on any wafer
Harvested from his cadaver
Take a bite it's dripping pus
There he is... Zombie Jesus
Don't you chew on any wafer
Harvested from his cadaver
If your mouth was full goo
Would you wonder what would Jesus do?
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Love Smells
01:02
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My dear I like you, I adore you
I've fallen for you but here's my problem
Although I like you I can't be with you
Or be around you... It's pretty dumb
I'd like to tell you that tough I like you
I try to avoid you, oh can't you tell?
But since I like you, don't want to hurt you
By sharing with you
I'd like to think that there is hope
That life will show you the right path
The one where you will hear of soap
The one that leads you to a bath
I want to kiss you and then undress you
To be inside you, wish we could mate
Since I can't stand you, I'll just think of you
And masturbate
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Pantaloon Descendo Toronto, Ontario
Pantaloon Descendo plays naughy folk with his satanic ukulele.
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